NERD TRIVIA the first and third Tuesday of each month
Happy Hour Monday thru Thursday from 2 to 5pm!
Don't panic! We have Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
We serve only the best BC craft beer.
Lunch & Dinner
Did you know poutine was invented in 1898 by Quebecois lumberjacks as a werewolf repellent? It’s true! You get a bowl of fresh-cut fries, smothered in melted cheese curds, and then suffocated with deliciously beefy gravy. Or, try one of our amazing upgrades:
Daiya vegan cheese, roasted seasonal vegetables
Sour cream, bacon bits, green onions, cheddar & mozza
Chicken chunks & borgonzola cheese (gorgonzola & brie!)
Onions, jalapeños, salsa, corn,
sour cream, black beans
A Storm Crow standby! Like regular fries, but made from chickpeas and stacked in a weird non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with spicy sriracha aioli, or sun-dried tomato aioli.
Another fry-based variant, these are similar to chickpea fries if only chickpeas were yams. Similarly, comes with your choice of spicy sriracha aioli, or sun-dried tomato aioli. Add vegan gravy for $3.
Do you want to live forever? Dare to upgrade to the Hellfire Salsa for $1!
A creamy vegan hummus blasted with garlic and rosemary, blended til smooth and then served up obsequiously to your discerning palate with chips.
It’s true, these tasty snacks are forged in the first of Mount Doom by the Dark Lord Sauron… yes, in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. But they also come with a spicy sriracha ketchup on the side so it’s not all bad, Frodo.
Quartered pickles fried up for maximum delectations as they are delivered to your mouth. Served with dijonaise dipping sauce.
You won’t need to cloak this heaping plate of plump sizzling avian limbs! Choose a sauce: Warpcore Hot, B’atleth BBQ, Holodeck Honey Garlic, Horta Super Hot, or Starfleet Salt n’ Pepper. Add Skywalker Ranch Dip for just $1 more if you don’t mind franchise bleedover.
As heralded by Aztec priests, Quetzalcoatl the great winged serpent, and Mel Gibson, this is the nacho plate of the End Days. With cheese, jalapeños, red onions, roast corn and black beans, served with salsa of doom and sour cream.
Add guacamole $3, extra salsa or sour cream $4, marinated chicken $3, Daiya vegan cheese $5.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but these deep fried breaded birds are served piping hot, with a side of Horta sweet chilli sauce dip!
Comes with fries or upgrade to soup or salad or one of our other neato Sides.
A huge plate full of chickpea fries, yam fries, and regular fries, veggie burger sliders (x3), hummus, celery and carrots, black bean dip, veganaise and sriracha mayo!
When you just can’t decide… you can have it ALL. A heaping helping of French fries, Romulan wings of vengeance, onion rings, chicken strips and perogies, delivered on a giant platter straight to your snack-hole.
Delicious tomatoes, corn, beans, carrots, peppers, and onions rioting in a spicy swampy bowl, served with a side of chips. Or climb the food chain to the Meat Thing Chili and add either chicken ($3) or ground beef ($4).
Thick and tasty tomato soup just like Mothering-Unit 9xB used to make, back in the Vault, before the Breach and the Lockdown.
What is the soup today? Whiskey? The tears of our enemies? The blood of heroes? There’s no way to know for sure. Other than asking your server. I guess you could always do that. In any event, it’ll be served with garlic toast (or some other strange thing from our Sides menu if you upgrade).
A house blend of fresh leafy greens and lettuces tossed in a pear vinaigrette with peppers, cucumbers, red onions and chickpeas. Zesty! Invigorating!
Upgrade to the Chef’s Salad by adding hard boiled eggs, bacon and creamy borgonzola dressing for only $2.
Fresh seasonal salad featuring greens, avocado, walnuts & feta, seasonal fruit, and served with a pear vinaigrette.
A classic! And look! We didn’t spell it “Ceasar”! Add chicken breast, grilled or breaded, for $5.
Chomp into an electrifying 6 oz all-beef patty with lettuce, tomato, and onion, served on a fresh Portuguese or whole wheat kaiser bun.
Cheddar cheese, house-made BBQ sauce and crispy bacon
Twin patties of power with cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce and crispy bacon
Three patties, cheese, BBQ and bacon for the hungry, hungry
A mouthwatering chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, Dijonaise and onion, served on a fresh Portuguese or whole wheat kaiser bun.
Upgrade to the ravishing Raven Burger with bacon and Borgonzola cheese for just $4.
Straight outta the Silmarillion this nature-lover’s sandwich packs roasted corn, black beans, carrots, onions, broccoli, lentils, and rice in a chickpea patty, served with veganaise.
Upgrade to the awe-inspiring ‘Elrond’ burger with guacamole, jalapeños, and Daiya vegan cheese for $5.
Silky smooth buttermilk-marinated chicken thighs, stacked with lettuce, tomato, onion, and roasted red-pepper aioli on a Portuguese or whole wheat kaiser bun. Nom. Nom. Nom.
Crazy yokel comfort food! Grilled cheddar cheese with garlic butter on sourdough bread, just the way ‘Mom’ used to make it, before the late unpleasantness with the chainsaws and cannibals and all that.
Containing the important ingredients of Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, as well as Mayonnaise and of course Bread. You may choose to addify cheese for $3 or Daiya vegan cheese for $4.
What is best in life? Tender chunks of local Beefway beef marinated for 24 hours in red wine and rosemary, with carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes in a muscular homemade broth, served with a slab of fresh bread. Conan-size your stew for an additional $2!
Housemade vegan falafel crammed with chickpeas, parsley, onions and spices, shredded lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber. Add tzatziki for an additional $2.
Juicy fried chicken strips with romaine lettuce, bacon, parmesan cheese and creamy dressing rolled up ever so delectably in a spinach or sundried tomato tortilla. Comes with fries (or upgrade via sidebar).
Delicious veggie quesadillas with our custom Storm Mix of black beans, corn and cheese, smothered in sour cream and salsa! Or devegetate and add beef ($4) or chicken ($3). Slap on a huge helping of our housemade guacamole for $3.
10 deep fried perogies filled with cheese, coming at ya outta darkest Russian folklore, served with sour cream aplenty. Choose from spinach & feta or three-cheese (white cheddar, mozzarella and swiss) fillings. You can top it off with bacon for $2, sautéed onion for $2, or extra cheese for $3! Da svidanya!
Sometimes you can’t fight back the tears. Sometimes, the darkness wins. And sometimes a salad with lightly drizzled vinaigrette is not equal to the sorrow you feel deep in your emos. And, my friend, those are the times that you look deep into a Sadness Bowl and see it looking back into YOU. What it is is a bowl. And in the bowl are fries. And on the fries is chili. And on the chili is melted cheese. And on the melted cheese is delicious, steaming hot beef gravy. And if that’s not enough you can, as they say, kick it up a notch and upgrade to the Tragic Bowl, adding a sizzling meatstorm of either chicken ($3) or ground chuck ($4), at which point the whole gastronomic experience is similar to being chained to the front of some mohawked mutant’s S&M nitro truck in a black leather post-apocalyptic future. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. (You could even make this thing vegan and gluten-free with Daiya cheese for $4, if you were crazy-ass crazy.)
What human can know the secrets of the Sinister Sundae and live? Icy ice cream topped with toppalicious toppings that will make you happily happy. This sucker comes packing sprinkles, caramel, chocolate sauce and whipped cream for a belly-blasting delight.
Satanically tasty nuts, raspberry and rhubarb collide in a devilish concoction of chocolate.
It’s a reaaaaaaal mystery. What could it be?
This chocolate cake is served with jam, chocolate sauce, and whipped cream and what more do you need to know my friend? This is not the time for calorie counts.
Kinda like a hugemongous super-chunk French toast mulched together, sliced, stacked, and then slathered with heaping helpings of ice cream and caramel. Yeah… it’s kind of like that. ONLY GOODERER.
Sourdough English muffin, authentic Canadian back bacon, hollandaise sauce
*Chef’s Creation, will change based on season, inventory, mood
*Chef’s Creation, will change based on star alignment, moon phase, hormones
Three eggs any style with choice from our sides list. Your choice of toast, side fruit salad, and home fries.
Our signature banana bread made from scratch fresh for brunch, stuffed with Nutella Cream Cheese and dipped in a sweet egg batter, drizzled with Chocolate Caramel Sauce with strip bacon and fruit salad.
Two egg frittata with Pork Sausage, Fennel, Mushroom medley, Gala Apple, Brie and Crispy Sage Garnish. Your choice of toast, side fruit salad, and home fries.
Three egg omelette with our signature veggie chili, aged white cheddar (house-made kimchi when available), and finished with chipotle crema and sliced avocado. Served with home fries, your choice of toast and fruit salad.
House-made feature sausage patty, over easy egg, crispy bacon, aged white cheddar, avocado, with roasted red pepper aioli,
cranberry orange relish on a brioche bun. Served with fruit salad and home fries.
ASK YOUR SERVER
• SPOLUMBOS SAUSAGE (chorizo) x 1 piece
• BACON x 3 pieces
• TOMATO SLICES
• TOAST (whole wheat, white, sourdough)
The Beer round here
|14 oz Sleeve||20 oz Pint||60 oz Pitcher|
|Red Truck Brew of Cthulhu Lager||5.50||7.50||20|
|Phillips Blue Buck Lager||6||7.75||21|
|Parallel 49 Filthy Dirty IPA||6||7.75||21|
|Crannog Ales Back Hand of God Stout||6.25||8||22|
|Merridale Estate House Cider||6.50||8.75||24|
|Rotating Seasonal Tap - ASK!|
|Parallel 49 Craft Lager||4.75|
|Parallel 49 Tricycle Radler||4.75|
|Four Winds Saison||6.75|
|Parallel 49 Gypsy Tears Tall Boy Can||6.75|
|Parallel 49 Rotating Bottle ASK!|
|Lonetree Ginger Apple Cider||6.25|
|Left Field Cider (500ml)||12|
|Dominion Craft Cider (500ml)||12|
|Omission Pale Ale||6.25|
|Long Island Iced Tea||9|
|Domestic Gin or Vodka||9.5|
|Bombay or Odd Society East Van Gin||12|
|East Van Vodka or Ketel One||12|
HOUSE SPECIALTY! Banned in the federation since 2240, but we won’t tell.
Smirnoff, Bols Blue, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Juice, Soda, Dilithium Crystals
Caffeine to rouse your dead soul, booze to kill the pain of being alive. And for an extra $3 you get it served in an amazing COLLECTIBLE STORM CROW MUG you can keep!
coffee, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, whipped cream, highly keepable mug
Revive your desiccated corpse with this alchemist’s mad remedy.
Gin, Triple Sec, Lillet, Lemon Juice and Eldritch Horror in Tequila-rinsed Martini Glass
So you might explode at dawn. Is that too high a price for sexiness?
White Wine, Peach Schnapps, OJ, Blueberry Compote, Sparkling Soda, Eternal Angst
The Kraken is invincible! 100 men could not defeat him!
Kraken Spiced Black Rum, Jamaican Ginger Beer, Lime, Sweat of Harry Hamlin
Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go questing.
Gin, Grapefruit Juice, Salted Rim, Lime, A Neverending Story
You still have to get over to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters.
Tequila, Orange Juice, Grenadine Syrup, Womp Rat
Sweeter than a foul-mouthed quantum tunneling teenage mutant.
Malibu Rum, Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, Pinapple & Orange Juice, Spiked Maraschino
Midichlorians are a microscopic life form that exists within all living cells.
Bombay Sapphire Gin, Cherry Brandy, Lemon, Sweetness, Frozen Water, Maraschino, Orange
The most manly mutant cocktail around, with sides of extra Canadiana. Snikt, bub!
Maple Whiskey, Butter Schnapps, Frothy Cream in Adamantium Mug with Bacon Stick
A classic non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time.
Bulleit Bourbon, Sugar, Orange, Bitters, Essence of Shoggoth
“All the protein and carbs of your grandma’s best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.”
Vodka, Kahlua, Milk, Cola Beverage, Ice, Serenity
Similar in effect to having your brains smashed out with a large gold brick wrapped in lemon. Never have more than 2 PGGBs unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia. Comes with certificate of rehabilitation and collectible button.
Ol’ Janx Spirit, Arcturan Mega-Gin, Fallian Marsh Gas, Qualactin Hypermint Extract
Wine & Spirits
|Saint and Sinner Pinot Grigio||6.5|
|Diabolica White Pinot Gris/Viognier/Pinot Blanc||8.5|
|Saint and Sinner Shiraz Cabernet||6.5|
|Diabolica Red Merlot/Petit Verdot/Shiraz||8.5|
|Bushmills Black Bush Irish||812|
|Crown Royal Canadian||69|
|Crown Royal Maple Canadian||69|
|Oak & Honey Rapture||8.5|
Well, you can't win 'em all.
Tequila, Tabasco, horseradish, Tiamat's bile
“Out here, everything hurts.”
Butter Ripple Schnapps, Sailor Jerry Rum
“It’s all in the reflexes.”
“But where did the rum go?”
Kraken Spiced Rum, Eyeliner
“This won’t hurt. We just want to drain your living essence.”
Peppermint Schnapps, Vodka
“Live long, and prosper.”
White Creme de Cacao, Creme de Menthe
“Is it a virus, a drug, or a religion?”
Sambuca, Irish Cream, ‘Reason’
“I heard you were dead.”
Jameson (eyepatch not included)
“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...”
Jameson Whiskey, Pickle Juice
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is...”
Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Vodka
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
“Strange is the night where black stars rise, and strange moons circle through the skies...”
Crown Royal Rye, Banana Liqueur
“Feared for their ability to swallow enemies whole.”
Raspberry Vodka, Blueberry Compote
“It’s a trap.”
Fireball, Peppermint Schnapps
“The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel...”
Grenadine, Kahlua, Bailey’s, Neuromance
“The Angels have the phone box!”
Absolut Mandarin, Orange Juice
“I will give to him a golden crown and men will tremble when they see it.”
Malibu, Peach Schnapps (prepared in the Dothraki custom)
“The legendary ‘goat-sucker’ has long been hunted by cryptozoologists...”
“Make a saving throw vs dragon breath.”
A supersized mega-shot AND you get to keep the shot glass! You can’t choose this shot, you have to get lucky...
Stoli vodka, lemon juice, sugar frosting
2 player games
2 player games
3 player games
4 player games
“Like a sports bar for geeks,” was how the Storm Crow Tavern was first envisioned…
In 2011 the concept was met with skepticism or outright disbelief. But soon after opening we realized that Vancouver was indeed ready for such an establishment… a place where you’d never see a hockey game or MMA event on the TV, where board, card and role-playing games were not just tolerated, but encouraged, where everything from the decor on the walls to the design of the menus referenced fantasy, science fiction and horror films, comics, and books.
But the Storm Crow was never meant to be “just” for nerds, and over the years we’ve welcomed customers of all stripes, from the crowds packing in for “Game of Thrones” Sunday to freaked-out tourists to goth-metal local bohemians. We strive to provide a fun and delicious menu with vegan and gluten-free options, and a carefully curated selection of local BC microbrews, alongside our famous themed cocktails like the Romulan Ale and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (and our infamous Random Shots that you can roll for with a 20-sided die).
With the opening of the Storm Crow Alehouse in February 2016, we’ve begun our inevitable viral spread! Come on by one of our locations and say hello! We’re always happy to see new faces.
We generally don’t take reservations except for our Big Table in the back, which seats 8 to 14 people. If you’re interested in booking it, send us an email to reservations@stormcrowtavern.